1. Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.
2. Milk does a body good, but DAMN how much milk you've been drinking?
3. Do you believe in love at first sight?
4. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
5. It's awful hot in here, or it is you?
6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果我能重新排 字母,我要把U (You)跟I排在一起.
7. Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes!
8. If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
9. You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
10. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.
11. A. How are you? B: Fine. A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you.
12. I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart.